WRITING A BIO
My dilemma. Writing a bio for myself without being an ostentatious, pompous, narcissistic, asshole. But fuck it, here goes. – Mseethal wanders the earth with a laptop in a backpack, a pocket full of ideals, and a compulsion to create tasty jams. Being everywhere and nowhere. Living on the cables running through your walls and under your house. He bravely slays those who may oppose his effort bathe savages, sit them in high chairs and force them to use some goddamn utensils. All with the goal of sitting in that cave of the brain traditionally reserved for gods and bigfoot. Hoping that maybe, they will hate him.